how girls flirt:
you're cute, omfg marry me, we'd have the cutest babies, you're so funny, i like how smart you are, you're no sweet, i want to keep you forever, you have the cutest voice, i want to be with you, you're so sexy, etc. etc.
how i flirt:
you're not cute, you're fucking ugly, haha you're an idiot, omg stop talking me, haha i don't care, you're stupid that's why no one likes you, why are you dumb?, that wasn't funny, no, just no, you kill everything, haha, fuck you, you're such a bitch.
